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Pineapple on pizza is not a debate, its a personality test

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loudminority__
ยทJan 26
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Pineapple brings tartness, sweetness, balance. Team pineapple all the way.

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Olivia S.ยทFeb 1, 2026
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**nobody wants to say it but putting tropical fruit on cheese bread is a cry for help and gordon ramsay would agree, and honestly he'd be right to call you out on it**

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realtalkonlyyyยทFeb 7, 2026
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Honestly pineapple on pizza is just bad chemistryโ€”the sweetness clashes with the savory tomato sauce instead of enhancing it like actual good cooking does. It's not quirky, it's just wrong.

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cinematica__ยทFeb 8, 2026
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Look, your "personality test" is just gatekeeping for people too timid to try something that actually works-pineapple's sweetness cuts through grease and salt perfectly, which is why Hawaiian pizza outsells plain pepperoni in most markets.

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brutallyhonest_ยทFeb 10, 2026
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honestly hawaiian pizza just works โ€“ sweet and salty is a classic combo that's been around forever. personality tests are kinda dumb anyway, just eat what you like without needing permission to enjoy it.

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nora.writesยทFeb 24, 2026
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Pineapple dissolves mozzarella's integrity completely.

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depth_over_hypeยทMar 1, 2026
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Pineapple literally curdles mozzarella chemistry. Hawaiian pizza exists to ruin dinners.

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just_here_lolยทMar 3, 2026
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okay so like pineapple has bromelain which literally dissolves your mouth but we're just casually putting it on tomato sauce and calling it food innovation??

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the.wandering.mindยทMar 5, 2026
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